permanentlyhiddlestoned: phoenix: sakibatch: one day benedict cumberbatch and tom hiddleston are gonna win all of the oscars and theyre gonna be like “oh bless you but i cant take all of these here give them to the nominees yes bless you im so sorry” And that was how Leonardo DiCaprio finally got an Oscar. I just spit water all over my desk.
nepeta-walks-into-a-club: we had a substitute teacher who kept saying he was a philosopher??? and somehow everyone was impressed by that and he said “ladies, if a guy wants to sleep with you and you say no and and he follows you around and keeps asking you no matter what you say, you should say yes, because he truly loves you” and everyone nodded at his wisdom and i just...
spookymormon: spookymormon: my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
crowsing: Twinkle, twinkle little star (◡‿◡✿) Sourcing art is not that hard (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
scheherazodd: Watching Hannibal cook Remembering that he’s cooking people
dangerhamster: carry-on-my-wayward-doitsu: REMINDER THAT THE UK RULED ONE FIFTH OF THE WORLD, WE DON’T NEED TO WIN NO SINGING COMPETITION TO PROVE OURSELVES TO EUROPE Eurovision hasn’t even happened yet and we’re already coming up with excuses to why we didn’t win.
rolan-pard: “every time you post something online the entire world sees it” yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes
bulletbakas: Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
Remember the internet when we were kids?
da-heell: REBLOG IF YOU REMEMBER ANY OF THESE Here are all the games’ links in order :) Bueno Rufus Barbie Swan Lake Game Bikini Bottom or Bust That’s so Raven Pinball Brandy and Mr. Whiskers- Style Diva A Sitch in Time- Present Sticky’s Mix Master Lizzie McGuire Dressup Babysit Baby Krissy Barbie Makeover Escalator Escape MyScene Room Makeover Helga’s Diary Black Licorice ...
“I think girls with style are more beautiful than...
shinees-back: — SHINee; Key That’s a gif of the contestants for Miss Korea 2013.
theadventuresofpam: muggleland: when are capes coming back into style i could really use the ability to storm out of a room with my cape billowing behind me dramatically
Worst thing i did: enter this fandom
Best thing i did: enter this fandom
Me: Time to finally get writing!
Me: *Opens up word processor*
Me: *Puts on favorite song*
Me: *Checks Tumblr*
Me: *Gets a drink of water*
Me: *Dances in front of the mirror to said favorite song*
Me: *Gets mail*
Me: *Watches entire season of TV show*
Me: *Climbs world's top ten tallest mountains*
Me: *Treks across the Sahara*
Me: *Counts the number of blades of grass in the world*
Me: *Writes two words*
Me: Wow, that was a good writing session. I got a lot done.
alcoholdrinker: wow i can’t wait to email all the gay porn on my dash to my family and friends